Enjoy this selection of funny school poems -- everything from the bus ride to the teacher's pet. Read More. Students will recognize their schoolteachers and professors among the incisive portraits, and teachers will find serious and funny poems on the ups and downs of the trade that verges on vocation. to see if any of us were right. Funny teacher stories and poems Collection by Patti Duckworth. Other things…, Are you a REAL teacher? Funny poems and songs about all the crazy things that happen at school. School BusThe bus arrives at five till eight.If I don't rush, I'm always late.The school bus smells of lunch and glue,And while we ride, there's lots to do. I've noticed that I've been adding things on the list that I know I can easily accomplish. Are you sure? As I look back, it all seems funny now Recalling all those awkward teen age years I pushed the limits farther than allowed Supposedly when young, we had no fears. I Woke up this Morning . Short Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings “Teachers Motto: If all else fails, pray for a fire drill.” —Unknown “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” —Louis-Hector Berlioz “A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.” —Henry Youngman “Teacher: A person who helps you solve problem you’d never have without them.” —Unknown I Can’t Wait for Summer. If you are interested in more funny poems, check out the following pages: Funny School Poems (more of them)Funny Family PoemsTwisted Funny PoemsOnomatopoeia PoemsHome Page. Free and Funny News Ecard: I should be the healthiest person ever. I sure get enough exercise going back and forth from room to room, forgetting why I'm there. We talk a lot and throw some hats,play keep away and things like that.The driver yells, but we don't mind.Beneath it all we know she's kind. Funny dog poems for kids, including FRENCH DOODLES, FORTY WINKS, A DOG FOR ALL SEASONS, and more! I Finished My Homework. There once was a man from Peru. Please support this website by adding us to the whitelist in your ad blocker. 17 Funny Poems guarenteed to make you laugh Last Updated: 8th July 2020. I thought it was funny. We use Mailchimp as our marketing platform. Thank you! Would you like to use this poem in your classroom? This is a high quality print-friendly poster so that you can downl, Find and follow posts tagged teacher humor on Tumblr, I'm linking up with Jeannie from Kindergarten Lifestyle and made this fun picture: Does anyone else do this??? Enjoy these teacher poems in the classroom and at home. She must think we’re so polite. Never do we drop our books Infatuation caught me with the blues My heart was swollen by love’s gentle sting It was a crush that only left a bruise Left by the diamond in her wedding ring. Funny Teachers Poems. Lunchbox Love Note. Copyright © 2008- 2020 ClassroomPoems.comClick here for our Privacy Policy. Enjoy these teacher poems in the classroom and at home. If you like the poems on this page, chances are you'll like my book, A Little Bit of Nonsense. My Teacher Took My iPod. Really, though, it’s just because

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